Saturday, December 06, 2008

Mission: Accomplished.

Finally, doo, unknown and i got to celebrate Ailay's 22nd bdae.

We prepared 22 presents to mark her age. (And this is the first time i've ever done this for anyone. i'd suggest that if you're thinking of doing so, do it soon, before the person gets really old).

here's the birthday list with thoughtful messages mostly prepared by doodoo (thoughtful because we had intentions to tease and provoke):
1. Pearl Bracelet – They say pearls make a person looks elegant... LOOK ONLY.
2. Purple Pearl Earrings – We always believe in being complete so gotta match above…
3. Anchor Necklace – Hey, we know it doesn’t match the pearls, but you are anchored to us, baby!
4. Puffy-Furry Lingerie – Kinky encounter for whoever is the lucky one to see you in them!
5. Card – Of course, Hand written, heart-felt note from us! One and only in the world!
6. My Melody Handphone Strap – Act cute with it… Okay, TRY to act cute with it…
7. Cake Towel – You don’t really think we are going to give you a real cake, aye?
8. Red Hot Floral Flip-Flops – Pi-Piak, Pi-Piak? Don’t walk like an auntie in them!
9. Monopoly Water Works Tee – Do not pass go, Do not collect… Oops!
10. Soft toy – We are just giving you another excuse to talk to them…
11. Kenzo Perfume Miniature – Making you gian to buy a big bottle...
12. Classic Manicure – Wave us goodbye with beautiful nails, okay?
13. Cookie Mirror – Caution! Purely for display only! Do not chew!
14. Gold Belt – Yes, we wanna remind you to keep your pants up…
15. Fur Remover – Electrical Shaver… hmmmm… Don’t anyhow ah!
16. The Pinkie Willie – You know why we give you this.. :P
17. Flower Power Ring – Don’t you just find it gorgeous?
18. Coach Keychain – Need we say more?
19. Bahkwa – Enjoy it while you still can…
20. The Yummy Condom - *slurp*
21. Crystal Pen – Bling it on!
22. Heart Box – Cos we love you.

and.. when Ailay opened up this box of gooooooodies, and went through all the stuff, she so wanted to cry. she stared at us with silence, and we stared back, and either one of us'll look away. this repeated itself for a couple of times before she finally boohooed.

when she regained her composure like 253492038 hours later (just kidding), she called me and thanked me for sitting on the 2nd row of the lecture theatre on the first day of school (because that was our first meeting and chatting point!), and proceeded to ask me why i chose to sit there.

actually, the reason was really simple (and i'm not sure if one would consider it disappointing)...

i am short-sighted.

and i refuse to wear spectacles.

so.. there wasn't really much of a choice other than to sit at the front of the lecture hall.

woops :X
bee at 1:59 PM