Wednesday, May 10, 2006

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i met the slut today!!!

can't believe how heng i was..

it HAS to be her. that distinctive mole... haha actually. the truth is.. i noticed her when i turned around and saw someone with thick make up. then i drew my attention to her features. thicker and fatter puckies *lips* as compared to mine. nose. eyes. whatever. :) i'm not sure if it was so powdery and stuff tt's why i noticed, or issit cos its melting tts why i noticed, but it all boils down to the same point. i couldn't help but notice.

tell me i am degrading her. it makes me so happy to hear it. if i was an insensitive brat i would make her name heard.

and in case ppl get mistaken and stuff. she is not someone from school. and.. i know her and you don't.

aniwae. jane shared with us this joke-riddle thing that i also gave to others (one of 'em actually cracked his brains and couldn't find the right answer!!)

Q: 3 soldiers went to war and won it. When they came back, they were only in their bras and panties. WHY oh WHY?!?!?!

A: they were in Triumph.

i need time to get over this silly joke. haha.

and after reading the blog of the gays, as well as talkin to a friend who was a straight guy when i last knew him, i think it is sort of cool to befriend a gay.

values, beliefs aside, puhlease. they r still humans right? but the world seems to think otherwise. i am probably still amazed at the fact that a man could be genderally attracted to a man. it seems like being in an all-girls school for 10 years did nothing to help me get to know gays more. when i see a butch its like.. "yeah.. so what?".. but when i see a gay.. its like "ooh. i love men. don't you too?". so i can imagine myself sharing my passion abt men with gay men, instead of sharing my passion abt men with butches. see the diff? haha.

at the moment, i am still in the "I find gays interesting" stage. straight men should be so disappointed in me. i'm kiddin'. haha. oh and i'm talkin about the girly gays. because. they are men, but they love men as much as i do!! we share the same interests! that is a HOT plus point. i am too straight imo - if there ever is such a thing. because i can't imagine myself being in a rlship with a girl - unless i'm down and out when i know men are such TOOTS.

its kinda hard to believe that they're gay when i look at their faces. but personally speaking with one of them makes me realise that when a guy admits that he's one, he probably is. i know it sounds naive, but yes, i have been warned about fake gays who try to get close to girls by changing the status of their sexuality to gay. but i wouldn't call those gays. they're fags.

there are these videos on this guy that were recommended by my friend to watch.. or character known as Hard Gay who does tons of crazy things. not the fear factor kind. just whacky and hooooooo!. ahaha. apparently hooooo! is his fav word and he says it in a really high kinda way. i felt really sick of his hip-throbbing and his hot black shorts that are made of some synthetic material at first, and shut the whole freaking thing off. but i re-watched it because there were funny episodes that doodoo recommended. overall, he's an actor who portrays the Hard Gay character really well.

he did some of the things i couldn't imagine myself doing EVER. or at least nt for a million bucks for the sake of looking like a fool and i bet many people think so too (of themselves). which is precisely what makes Hard Gay sooooo watchable after u get over your initial "he is so sick! urgh!" thoughts. basically girls scream and run off when they see him throbbing his hips away and tell him that it is so embarrassing for him to be doing that in public. and a kid put her head super near his you-know-what while tons of other kids and herself were crowding around a slide that he was on. i don't know whether to say that its hilarious or that i'm in a state of disbelief and shock whenever i watch a Hard Gay video. i've only seen 2-3 so far. and look at the huge amount of comments that i have. LOL.

i couldn't get those truly OUT OF THIS WORLD moments out of my mind - like putting a letter at his PE*** and acting like his PE*** is reading it for him. i think he forgot that PE***ES have heads but no brains. yes. i ripped that last statement off someone i know. wahaha. fits in perfectly in that last sentence with stars.

ahh well.

oh and yes, i just wanted to end this post by telling the whole world that i love the cookies & cream shakes @ billy bombers. can't get enuff of 'em woohoo! er yeah. that might be the only thing i love over there. x_X
bee at 11:28 PM