Saturday, September 17, 2005

women are like cats and men? - like dogs.

we live in a sexist world.

don't tell me we don't - when feminists and MCPs (male chauvinist pigs) still exist.

and girls, if u think we live in a world where men are = to women and women are = to men, you are SO WRONG. stop trying to convince yourselves that we are equal because there is no such thing as that at the moment! perhaps the world will be a more balanced-with-the-genders place if women stop expecting men to open doors and pull out their chairs during dinners for them. DO IT URSELF if you think women = men. and for the men? PEEL YOUR OWN PRAWNS FOR GOD'S SAKE. well of course if your man were to willingly take the initiative to peel yours for you, you should love it when he does and not complain. just be polite and thank him for it, be contented and ENJOY ^-^. if u kick up a fuss over it while dining in a restaurant its worse! (the fact that i think this way shows that women are not = to men because women like me, and we always expect men to pamper us more than we ever pamper them). and a woman's version of pampering = buying him gifts. which is SO.. unlike the way in which they pamper us. there are things that money can't buy. cliched but true.

well anyway, in relation to SEXISM, somehow or rather, the women/females around me favour dogs (which are what men resemble), while the men/males around me favour cats (which are what women resemble). this just shows how true the term "opposites attract" is.

i'll tell you why and prove my point - from my perspective.

see. a spoilt girl like me loves dogs more than the meow-mees. because in my opinion, meow-mees are spoilt brats like me who want all the pampering in the world. the slack, they laze, they want the best for themselves without wanting to do much to achieve it. so. cats go with whoever feeds them with milk and fish (i don't!). they're unfaithful (im not) and disloyal to their owners, unlike wowos. because cats will leave u, and drop u off when u're poor and can no longer feed them. SO, i hate such things with such hideous characters and black hearts and on the other hand, love the cutiepie, faithful and loyal wowos who stay true to you even if u're left with just one cent.

so my main reason for not loving cats is that, one spoilt brat cannot love or even pamper another spoilt brat for she herself loves herself too much and wants all the pampering for herself.

women are like cats because some of them purr and make men's legs turn to jelly by being "hiao" = sooo slutty and flirty AND sa-jiao-ing (speaking in a light, touch-me because i-want-to-touch-u way) which makes my hair stand on all ends!!! others are spoilt, while others want to be pampered and some just purely and simply and wholely care about vanity (women inspecting their nails!!! or touching-up their makeup remind me of cats licking themselves clean 24/7 - and when i see all these things like i'm like "OH GOD. is there really a need?!". and when women scream (at each other or something), it sounds like cats having a CAT FIGHT at night - they just screech away like nobody's business. which is probably why the term "cat fight" always refers to a girl-fight.. just like a counterstrike tournament years ago that had the words "CAT FIGHT!" labelled on its poster.

so since women r like cats. we can't possibly love our kind so much (unless we all become lesbos overnight), so opposites REALLY attract and we love dogs! good ol' dogs that provide a sense of security and that i'll-never-leave-u feeling. HAHA. unless u got urself a breed like the Jack Russell. once u let him go, he'll never come home to mummy!

hmm. why do i say dogs are faithful and loyal? im not superstitious or whatever.. but my aunt's dog has been with her for 15 years and has recently passed on. my aunt was so upset she'd cry in front of anyone once she starts to tell us abt Brandy. feeble Brandy died at the age of 105 human years and was cremated. as my aunt went to collect her ashes, four numbers on Brandy's urn caught her eye. somehow it was stuck in her head and she went to buy 4D. for the first time in her life, she gambled a whole $10 away on 4D and later that week, she struck the lottery! so yada yada yada.. all my other aunties said that a dog stays true to its owner till the end.

okie. in my opinion, men on the other hand are like dogs. playboys excluded, the rest of the men who live on the surface of this earth are hopeless beings who spend their life pining for their forbidden fruit. forbidden fruit here refers to a girl of their dreams who would only belong to them in their fantasy land - which they have spent a considerable about of time building to perfection. which is why a girl who actually exists in reality becomes a girl of their dreams - because they can never reach her, and she will never belong to them. as such, they are so faithful and loyal to this "girl of their dreams".

and because women are like cats n men r like dogs, again the OPPOSITES ATTRACT thing comes in handy. the typical fierce dogs are a no-no to men who are like dogs themselves. so of all things men just had to pick the soft and cute species that loves to be pampered and seems to be so helpless - the opposite of men. r we just there to rub ur egos and make u feel useful because u are able to take care of a "kitten"?

and don't tell me about the "look at that cat! its so kyoooote.. the face is so small" thing. i've heard enough of it for it to be stuck in my head. uuuuurrgh.

besides, don't u think that when a man shouts out loud, he sounds like a dog who's barking away?

and when dogs stick out their legs to pee (ok 1 dog sticks out only 1 leg), somehow it just reminds me of men. don't ask me why. maybe its because they stand to pee or when peeing. *slaps forehead*.

i love to end my blog entries like there's no ending :) *closes zee curtain*.
bee at 2:08 AM