Monday, June 06, 2005

titleless.

for ONCE in my entire soon-to-be 18 years of life, i actually managed to witness 3 guys who can SENSE that something is wrong with me.

went for steamboat with the ex-exile gang from SG.. buncha guys with only 3 girls (including me). didn't make friends with the other 2 (duh!) because they were so closely knit and i was NOT sitting at their table.

Havoc: "hey must smile more k? I bought u kickapoo - joy juice leh"
Unknown: "why you look so sian today?"
EP: "why are u so quiet?"

guys in my opinion are heartless, cruel creatures (you should be glad i didn't use the word "animals!"). Plus, they are NOT smart enough to sense or even understand a female's thoughts. Please look back at the "Women are smarter than men because although God made men first, there is always the draft before the masterpiece" theory. Thus, i can only conclude that those 3 guys above made their assumptions of me based on only one thing - MY FACIAL EXPRESSION. See? They're not so smart and amazing after all. I am disappointed with this discovery btw :(

Yes, as u can tell, I am a sexist and i fully agree with that. But thankfully, I have not reached the "GIRLS ROCK MY WORLD!" stage.

And there was sth i couldn't take lying down.. but i did anyway. At the steamboat place @ Marina bay, A woman smacked her w0w0's butt and said "SIT!". She smacked it so hard there was that "PIAK!" sound. It made me so mad. You DO NOT treat an innocent and cutiepie dog in a manner that is WORSE than the way in which you treat a heartless man! What did she get after smacking the dog's bootie? The immediate effect was the action of sitting on the toilet bowl, but he stood up 2 seconds later. -.- besides, The dog's breed was my favourite! It was a miniature schnauzer! Ooh! nicknamed "Ah Peh Dog" by me :) 'nuff of that, Will someone please shout "CRUELTY"?

BTW, has anyone seen the fat on my legs bounce away? their favourite hobby is not bouncing as i walk.. its actually giggling. oops. i meant jiggling.

ok that's not funny.. how abt something else.

tadaa! surprise surprise!

dang. i hope you weren't expecting that.

"I was just trying to help" the guy in the pic above to place an advertisement for himself. Free nose and pirate-like cap included! *u can get an authentic bandana with the eye-cap if you want*. Picture courtesy of "Aheda. Typo of ahead.

In case you were trying to figure out what that pic was.. its a cross-breed between a chihuahua and a jack russell. ok i'm kidding. this is the new age pirate + clown mix. cool, huh?

I am a meanie and i love being one.

*disclaimer*: Meanie = Meanie and MEANIE ALONE. Meanies have a conscience and they DO NOT backstab. Bitch = being superficial, fakey, slutty, cunning, willingly cheap, backstabby PLUS all other negative character-description combinations. For the best example, we should all look at THAT GIRL who is SO ON ABOUT "i am a chao ah lian who loves money and bitching AND snatching ppl's boyfriends! they are my interests!".

FYI, i hate her from the bottom of my heart because she annulled her friendship with him on the SURFACE but continues to love him from the bottom of her heart and SHOWS it all without shame! I am not a 3-day old infant btw (although i admit i truly am acting like one now - mind you i am young @ heart!). Sly biatch. A girl who calls a guy @ 1.30am in the morning & acts like his GF while knowing that he already has a gf obviously does not respect her own bf and the guy's gf AT ALL.

What sorta girl are you deep inside without all that THICK make up on the outside? It is so thick it clouds everyone's vision of the real you. Its no wonder men fall into your booby trap. and for god's sake. stop pushing the poor bloke back to me just because u're done with the toy.

bee at 2:20 AM